The reason to have kids - part 2...
Part 1 is obvious - I'm getting married in 2 months time ;)... part 2 involves what might be the album of the year. I'm presently in love with 'Smoosh'...
Smoosh are two girls from Seattle - Asya (13) on keys, Chloe (11) on drums. The music is raw, from the heart, and like a bizarre clash of Sonic Youth - Tori Amos and The Brady Bunch.
Check out the video HERE.
So this got me thinking. When Yanti and me have kids they are gonna be running around in a house full of videogame consoles and music equipment and with parents who encourage them to go crazy on both.
What kinda kids will we produce? Well - we've already talked about 'home skoolin' them. A day at 'home skool' would probably be something like this:
11am Wake Up
12pm Browse the latest music/movie/videogame news
1pm Breakfast
2-4pm Beats, Breaks and Turntablism
4-4:30pm Speed Asian cuisine
4:30-6pm Final Fantasy 101
6pm-8pm Creative writing with a bias towards explosives
8-9pm BMX tricks
9pm-1pm Asian Horror - aka: Why Hollywood is dead
Are we gonna have the coolest, most fucked up (in a good way), gifted, outcast kids or what!
Nic.
6 Comments:
and when they come and stay with aunty sarah and uncle aunty
11am get up
12 fish and chips at wackers
13:00 track records with uncle andy,
70's psychodelia 101
14:00 pets at home with aunty sarah, looking at the guinea pigs.
15:00 track records with uncle andy, 70's punk 101
16:00 woolworths with aunty sarah and uncle andy, bratz dolls appreciation
17:00 track records with uncle andy, other obscure music 101
20:00 the intracacies and history of Casualty with aunty sarah
21:00 reading in bed with aunty sarah
yey cant wait
love aunty sarah to be (hopefully)
ps have you heard the young kids who are working with devo and playing their music?
Babeeee...
WHERE's schedule for our KIDs for Practicing NinJA session..??
4pm Kids trained AIKIDO with their sensei Yhantie in our DOJO
5pm KIDS Practicing BOXING with their MUMMY!!!!
LOVE YOU BABEEE....
Cant wait to have KIDS
Haha... sounds fantastic, but as a parent of 2 I can't help thinking you're going to have a shock when these kids arrive!!
waaaaaaa.....
who wrote that?? as a Parents from 2 Kids, you should know that your KIDS are not arrived like u took Cats from petshops then put ur Cats arrived at home!! But your Kids were out from ur Wife Magic Pocket.. :-D
KIDS are FUN and Make it your Life FUN with them.. Cause the problems are not with ur KIDS but The Parents!!
Dont worry babeee...let's make Kids!!
LOL..
Hey hey hey... who said me and my kids weren't having FUN? We have the MOST fun and my family is the best thing in my life. However, I have 2 pieces of information...
1) Kids have about 200 times more energy than their parents. Be prepared to feel very very tired for a few years!
2) Kids rebel! You may find they start dabbling in accountancy to achieve this.
And, for your information, my kids DID come out of my girlfriend's magic pocket. The midwife told me when I recovered consciousness..
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