Jesus Built My Breakfast...
I was doing a search this morning to see if Blueberry Muffins really ARE healthy or not. I chomping on a 'skinny' one from Starbucks right now. A couple links in I found this.
http://www.naturalphysiques.com/cms/index.php?itemid=156
Genius... Biblical Nutrition!! Religion AND weight loss... this guy must be a multi-millionare cos it ticks the two most important boxes in America to day.
JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE THIN!!!
FYI: 330 Kcals and 4.2 grams of fat in a Starbucks 'Skinny Blueberry Muffin'.
That's actually a little more than I expected. Maybe Jesus can guide me to a better muffin.
Nic.
3 Comments:
I noticed he has tattoos ... so he forgot to read the bit which forbids people to mark themselves as slaves (which was with tattoo's in the days that the Apostle Paul wrote it).
But, interesting read his website.
Won't make me eat meat though. No matter how biblical he make sit seem, I'll still be allergic to it! :-) (and other foods).
emmm starbucks... i want the rhumba, chicken panini, the curry puffs, the tuna finger sadwiches, the blueberry muffins.. everything.... gimme gimme gimme.. teehee
Actually, I don't think Jesus wants anybody to be thin. Just healthy. The two don't necessarily correlate ... I know plenty of thin people who are slowly killing themselves with their diets.
As for the tattoos ... I read the part about slaves after I had them inked, and try not to stay awake too late at night worrying about the past when there's such a bright future to create instead.
Thanks for mentioning my site and sharing my transformation. I appreciate you!
Jeremy Likness
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