Nic V2.0 goes live. Please remove all Beta versions...
The people around me know that I have been on a diet that last 6 months. Those of you that knew me before 2005, you should know that Nic V1.0 was retired. Nic V2.0 is now fully operational. Faster, stronger, more confident, and lets face it, goddamn handsome ;)This is Nic V2.0 on July the 1st 2005.
I started a diet on January the 10th 2005. At that point I was 21 stone 2 pounds, or 296 pounds, or 134 kilos. The diet I've been on is called Lighter Life.
What's that?
It's an abstinence diet. You get given food packs (soups, shakes, and bars). Men have 4 packs a day. Women 3. You also have to drink at least 4 litres (8 pints) of water a day.
This is Nic V1.8 beta, released late May 2005. 14 stone 11 pounds, 196 pounds, 89 kilos.
Weight loss is rapid. Especially at first. I lost 23 pounds, 10 kilos in the first 4 weeks. I averaged 4.6 pounds, 2 kilos a week over 25 weeks.
This is Nic V1.6 beta, released March 2005. 17 Stone, 244 pounds, 111 kilos.
The diet is on one hand hard. You have to stick to it and adjust your life. Drinking that much water means you pee a lot. But on the other hand - it removes all choice so there's nothing to 'cheat' on.
This is Nic V1.4, released February 2005. 18 stone 8 pounds, 260 pounds, 118 kilos.
The diet has counselling. You go every week and talk about your relationship with food. These sessions are so important. Without them I think the diet would fail. You need to know why you are fat. Why you turn to food. Why you feel the way you do. These sessions address all that.
This is Nic V1.2, released January 2005. 21 stone 2 pounds, 296 pounds, 134 kilos.
Today is the first day I can eat regular food again. Just basic proteins first, and still 3 packs a day. But that's fine. I don't ever feel hungry any more. Food means very little to me know. And the most amazing thing is, I haven't had a drink in 6 months - and I used to drink 5 bottles of wine a week!
So here is Nic V2.0. Download now. Remove all previous versions. V1.0 is gone. Made completely obsolete by this MAJOR upgrade.
Nic V2.0 is 12 stone 6 pounds, 174 pounds, 79 kilos.
This upgrade is free to all users.
Nic.
4 Comments:
Well done. Major Kudos to you!
pinches bum
Well done Nic!!!
Took me 5 minutes to realise i was watching pictures of you!!! You should write a book of your diet!!!
Top 5 selling Book in UK for sure!! ;-)
Nic, my Vegie Friend !!
I order you to EAT right now !!!
U are really scarring me with this diet thingy :)
Plz tell me, what have U done to my old "Healthy Nic" I use to slack with, down in Edgware !!
Now that I'm fater than you ... it's official I hate you.
Many Love to you Amigo
Ze Mole
ps1: It's Jeanne d'Arc not jeanne "OF" Arc !!
ps2: What have U done to Wayne's hairs ??
ps3: Between U and Me .... U look AWESOME now mate !!!
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