Tuesday, March 15, 2005

There's a Japanese Horror movie in this somewhere...

Look - a sweet and innocent NES!!



Or is it... read on:

"I've been an eBay seller in the field of vintage games for close to a year. I've exchanged hundreds of video game related items, new and used, and still do till this day, but I have never experienced anything like this or even remotely similar.

I don't feel threatened by this, supernatural or whatever it may be, but I do not feel exactly comfortable with it either.

Up for auction is what I would call a haunted, Vintage, Video Game System, The Nintendo NES. I don't really like using the word 'haunted' when describing this, considering the first thing you would think about is something from a horror movie, but I really can't come up with another way to explain it.

There is a local thrift store here in Brooklyn, NYC, that I've been doing business with for some years now. About a month and a half ago I made one of my visits to the shop and found this '80s Nintendo System. When I purchased this Unit I asked the owner of the shop about who brought the System in, and what he actually told me was that a gentleman had donated it that same morning and said "It was just sitting in his attic", and according to him, it supposedly belonged to his son who passed away years ago.

At first I thought the guy was just joking with me like he usually does, so I really didn't think much about it at the time. Unfortunately, that's all I know about the background of this system. I do not know any specifics about anything else as far as the previous owner is concerned. I went back there about 2 weeks ago to try to find out more since what has been happening, but he doesn't know anything else. But I do know something is not so right with this.

As far as technical functioning, the Nintendo System has its occasional 'blinking' screen if a game is dirty, like any other Nintendo System, but for the most part it functions pretty well.

However, that's not what I mean about something not being right with this... I brought this System home, and on the first night of playing, about 10 minutes into the game, I began hearing sounds similar to human voices, mumbling to the background music of the television.

Naturally I thought it may have been static or something to that effect, or maybe it somehow interfered with a truck driver's CB Radio System, so I didn't pay much attention to it. But it continued through-out the entire time I was playing, stop for a minute or two, then start again. It got to the point where I went really close to the TV, I paused the game to try to hear it a little better, but then it would get silent. When I would unpause it, there it would go again. I know it sounded like there was a conversation going on but I couldn't make out any of the words.

I have my beliefs but I've never really been one into believing so much about Spirits and Crossover-Communication, but repeating the conversation I had with the guy in the shop wasn't helping at all. And until this day, I go back there and this man still sticks to the same exact story.

To my knowledge, there is no technical problem with any vintage Nintendo Gaming System that causes any of these 'symptoms'. Since owning this System, I've experienced hearing sounds of mumbling and laughing in the background music of different games (all sounding Exactly the same and all on numerous occasions).

On 3 separate occasions I've had the game 'Pause' by itself, without having my finger anywhere near the 'Start' button of the controller, and the really suspicious thing about it was the fact the timing of the Pause always happened to be during an intense moment of a game, as if the intentions were made for me to lose.

I even tried different controllers, which I've sold on eBay, thinking it may have been some type of controller glitch with the originals... and yet still have the same exact things happen. Every time I power this unit on is like getting ready for something new to happen. And not only with me.

I've invited close friends and family members over, and some but not all have witnessed something strange happen, like the one time the 'Arrow icon' on the Main Options screen of a game actually moved down to 2 Player Mode, all while the controller was out of my hand. I've had some of my friends accuse me of purchasing this Unit from a Novelty store for the sake of pulling pranks, which I doubt even exists in the first place.

It has gotten to the point where my Fiance never lets me turn the System on when she's in the house and I have friends that refuse to even play a game with me. Even my cat won't go anywhere near this System, unless she's 5 feet away and hesitating to sniff at it, and not only that, she's been running back and forth through the house in the middle of the night during the past few weeks, and that's something she's never done in the entire 8 years that I've owned her.

I sincerely believe there may be some form of strong connection or attachment between this system and its previous owner.The reason I am listing this... to be honest it's starting to freak me out, as well as the people around me. I don't feel threatened, I just don't understand it and I'm not exactly comfortable with keeping this in my home.

So, at the request of friends and loved ones, I'll be going my separate ways with this system, regardless if it's an actual supernatural presence or everyone is just being paranoid. I'll be putting this unit up for 1 Penny without a reserve price, if you're the high bidder, the Unit and everything with it will be yours.

It comes with its 2 original controllers, the original Zapper Gun, a copy of the Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt game, along with its original AC-adaptor which came with black electric tape wrapped around it, but works without any problems, and a naki Rf-switch, which is everything needed to power-up and play."

If you would like to bid for this Haunted NES, click HERE.

Nic.

3 Comments:

At 9:59 AM, Dabido said...

Nic, I have a possible solution to the Haunted Game System.

I know of a guy, who as a child was left in a farm house all by himself. The house didn't have TV or radio, yet this kid kept hearing peoples voices. When his parents arrived back home, he told them about these voices he'd been hearing (no, he wasn't schizo). They all kept really quiet, and sure enough, they all heard these voices and couldn't tell where they were coming from. They searched around, and sure enough, they found a loose hanging wire at the back of their 'radiator heater' (one of those US style heaters which uses piped hot water to heat a room). The wire was picking up either radio or TV station waves and those were the voices the kid had heard.

The symtoms of the Nintendo sound similar. When the owner moved towards the system the voices stopped ... because his body was interfering with the radio/TV signal. The lose wire could also account for the system suddenly doing wierd things, if it hits the right point on a circuit board and samll static from the loose wire causes a signal then the game might pause while it goes through error checking or the static might cause a signal which means something (like pressing a button on the controller).

Just my theory. Can only be tested by opening the device, looking for a loose wire and removing it (provided it isn't needed). The loose wire in question would probably be the earth (my second theory). :-)

Cheers,

Dabido (Teflon)

 
At 10:27 AM, Nic said...

No no - it REALLY is haunted ;)

I have a haunted toaster that I'm putting on ebay... what's haunted about it? Well - one day it was working fine - the next - it refused to work. It is obviously haunted. I'll start the bidding at $1000 - and I'll even throw in the spookie bread crumbs that are in the collection tray. If you look carefull you can make out the face of Jesus!!

Nic.

 
At 10:18 AM, Dabido said...

Wow! I have a similar toaster. It's powerchord caught fire, and we asked the brother in-law (who's an electrician) if he'd fix ift for us, and he said, "No". The reason he gave was that he's a house electrician and not an appliance electrician, but I know it's really because the toaster is haunted. That's why the powerchord caught fire, because the ghost was playing with matches (which is how the toast gets cooked. Right?) :-)
After reading your comment I decided not to sell it on e-bay, as the ghost might set fire to the internet. Then where would people find pr0n?
(Of course, if the internet does catch fire, you can stand on the cat five cable to stop it getting to your computer).

 

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