So...

I went to see ‘Torque’. Don’t ask me why – I’ve no idea. I was just ‘there at the time’ and these things happen.

So was it any good?

Well – it made ‘The Fast and The Furious’ look like ‘La Dolce Vita’. Was it even a movie? I donno, I’m confused. Weird thing was – half an hour after seeing it, I’d completely forgotten that I’d seen it.

Some kind of story would have been nice. Some characters too would have been a bonus. Less ethnic slurring might have helped. Is it just me or is everybody else fed up with Ice Cube (for example) say stuff like ‘that be white people’s bizniz’ etc... Can’t we all just GET ALONG!!!! Not big, not clever, not funny anymore. Grow up – the rest of the world is.

And the last chase through downtown LA? Get rid of the camera shake and the blur and I’m sure it looked about as good as a PSOne game.

So yet another film I would have walked out of if I’d had anything better to do (like peel off large lengths of arm skin and shake on salt maybe). At least TFATF has Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez in it (and I’ll watch anything with those two peeps in it).

I give it 0 stars. Wait – 1 star for the bike wash bit that was about 30 seconds of the movie. It was like 80s soft core porn all over again. The boy’s a genius.

Nic.

posted by Nic @ 6:51 PM 0 comments